Ween — Mister Would You Please Help My Pony lyrics

Lyrics

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He’s over there behind the tree
He’s down in the dirt, would ya help him?
I think it’s his lung
Mister would you please help my pony?
He’s chewin' bark and not the leaves
He’s cryin' like a baby, would you help him?
I think it’s his lung
Mister, would you please help my pony?
He’s down — He ain’t gettin' up He coughed up snot in the driveway
And I think his lung’s fucked up Pony, Pony, Pony
Mister, would you please help my pony?
He’s over there lookin' at me He can’t talk because he’s a pony
I think it’s his lung
(Repeat first verse)