Tungtvann — Ubudne Gjesta song lyrics and translation

The page contains the lyrics and English translation of the song "Ubudne Gjesta" by Tungtvann.

Lyrics

Dokke e ikkje invitert her*
Ubudne gjesta/ Pressa oss inn p� festa/
F�rrpesta/ S� hard p� flaska at tuten bresta/
Testa de beste/ Kvesta de fleste/ Resta leiligheta/
Stemninga stig som arbeidsledigheta/
Eimen ligg tungt i lufta n�r vi sett og slurpa/
Den umiskjennelige dufta/ Rein sprit og skjetne hurpa/
Ta en st�yt tell/ Heimbrent i koppen/
Heiltent i kroppen/ det g�r beint opp mot toppen/
Tar alle hemninga/ Kasta de over ripa/
Ikke v�r frekk!/ � gnir d� mellom tomlan, r�yka d� i pipa/
Det va nok vi som t�mte faren din sitt barskap/
Representer b�nnskvip, bannskap og faenskap/
Du ligg langflat �n�r � e ferdig/
F�rr � e d�dsfet mens du ikke e n� s�rlig/
V�r �rlig, resta d� som en terning/
Uberegnelig som syrehjerna, uhelbredelig g�rning
Du vet at � klaska dvaske toska/ Fra Moskva tell Alaska/
N�r vi drekk ser du ikke bordet f�rr bare flaska/
Krangla p� rangla/ Selv om � sjangla/
Mangla � nada p� det verbale mens du bare prata svada/
Det e i kveld vi sl�r tell/ Ikke n� v�s, hei mekk en bl�s tell/
Og la det st� tell, du vet det m� tell/
Utrulig ka vi f�r tell p� en r� kveld/
Du g�r p� en smell, hvis du ikke veit ka du g�r tell/
De f�rste som kommer, De siste som drar/
Du ser p� oss rart n�r vi drekk seksognittien bart/
Men vi bare glis, vinka, miksa drinka og klinka/
Og drit i resten av festen din hvis den stinka/
Vi heng med berta som e r�ere enn din klikk/
Og de jentan du kobla med e langt opp p� min pikk/
Fuck skikk og bruk/ E det slik at de vil ha kuk/
M� du vit at de bli b�de rundjult og sundpult/
� tar s�stera di/ Hvis du si at � t�va/
En rohypnol i drinken hennes og ho bli bed�va/
Ber�va jomfrudomma, de f�rsvinn som dugg f�rr sola/
Riv av kjola, selvsikker som om � va p� cola/
Den eneste karen som f�r fitte p� Potta*/
Barbert eller med dotta/ � gir de mer enn de har godt av/
Kanke bli stoppa n�r � vreng slibrigheta/
S� i nord e � stor, og omg�s kun celebriteta/
Ho Kari Bremnes e gammel, men slettes ikke f�l/
Gi m� ei helg og � ska f� ho tell � slutt � skjel/
Ho Annelli Drecker e smekker, s� v�r sekker/
Ring opp han Lars: �E du klar f�rr en dobbelt dekker?�/
Frost sine teksta f�r uante dimensjona/
N�r � vis ho kongen over alle ereksjona/
� n�la ikke med � gi ei overhaling/
S�nn blei � den utilgivelige syndern te ho Lene Marlin/
� sir det rett ut: E du lettlurt bli du r�vpult/
Fanga opp i de garnan � sett ut/ Du dett ut/
Vi kj�r linja heile veien/ De som rett og slett nekta og gi s� som han Jan
Teigen/
Typan tell � velg uteplassa etter prisa/
N�r vi bynn � bli brisen e det kjipe kisa schiza/
Du har h�rt om oss/ S� h�ylytt at du f�r �ran bl�st/
Neste gang vi kommer/ Pr�va du � f� d�ra l�st/
S� drita at � vasa rundt i bare lesta/
Det e det her det bli fest av/ Ubudne gjesta

Lyrics translation

Dock e not invited here*
Uninvited guest / Press us in at festa/
Get rrpesta / so hard on the bottle that the spout bresta/
Testa the best/ Kvesta most/ Resta apartment/
Moods rise as unemployment/
Him lies heavily in the air when we are seen and slurpa/
The unmistakable fragrance/ reindeer liquor and spoon hurpa/
Take a stand tell / Heimbrent in the cup/
Heiltent in the body/ it goes bone up towards the top/
Taking all hemninga / throwing those over ripa/
Don't be rude!/ GN rubs d� between tomlan, rø ykaka d� in the pipe/
That probably we who met your father his bar cabinet/
Represent B N nnskvip, bannskap and fares/
You lie farflat n when done/
Get rr e e d D dsfet while not e n R s annual/
V r r r rlig, resta d� as a cube/
Erratic like acid brains, incurable walking
You know that KL klaska dvaske toska/ from Moscow tell Alaska/
When we drag you do not see the table get only the bottle/
Arguing on rangla / although sjang sjangla/
Mangla � nada on the verbal while just prata svada/
It e tonight we turn / not n v v s s, Hey muck a bl bl s tell/
And let it stand, you know it must count/
Utrulig ka we get Count On A r kveld evening/
You go on a bang, if you don't know ka you go tell/
The first to come, the last to go/
You look at us strange when we drekk sexognittien bart/
But we just grin, vinka, miksa drinka and klinka/
And fuck the rest of your party if that stinka/
We hang with berta as more than your click/
And they jentan you coupled with e far up on my dick/
Fuck the custom and use/ E it so they want cock/
Do you know that they become B�the round-yellow and sundpult/
tar taking so stera di / if you say that � T va va/
A rohypnol in her drink and ho get bedû va/
Pray va virginity, they get as dew before the sun/
Tear off the kjola, confident as if to va on cola/
The only guy who gets pussy on the pot*/
Shaved or with dotta / � they give more than they have good of/
Canke be stopped when turning off salibrigheta/
So in the North e � great, and omg�s only celebriteta/
Ho Kari Bremnes e old, but not deleted before/
Give me a weekend and she'll tell you finally/
Ho Annelli Drecker e snaps, so v r r sacks/
Call up he Lars :E E you ready get a double covering?�/
Frost's text gets unimaginable dimension/
When she shows the king of all erection/
n Now don't Let with giving an overhaul/
So nn diaper � the unforgivable sinnern Te ho Lene Marlin/
sir sir it right out: E you lettlurt be you r r vpult/
Caught up in the garnan � seen out/ you this out/
We buy the line all the way/ those who simply refused and give as he Jan
Teigen/
Typan tell � select outdoor area by price/
When we bynn to be the breeze e it kjipe kisa schiza/
You have h�rt about us/ S� h�ylytt that you f�r �robbery bl�st/
Next time we come / Pr va va you f f d d ra ra l st st/
So drita at Vas vasa around in just lesta/
It email it here it be party by / uninvited Guesta