Tori Amos — improv/"spank that ass" lyrics

Lyrics

There was a man
There was a man backstage
I said, a man doing his thing…
There was a man… ya know?
There was a man doing his thing…
There was a man ah-talking, uh talking on the phone
There was a man — Can you believe he was — in the woman’s room?
And I said, boy I’ve got to SPANK your ass
Come here, this is MY room
Spank that ass
Who do you work for? You on my crew?
Spankin' your ass
This is my room, and I almost did
A-One, a-Two, a-Three, a-Four…
I don’t know what the fuck, shut the door!
There was a man
Upstairs: I looked on the sign and I said 'AMY' - that says 'LAY' 'LAY' - not
(to) 'lay' - 'DEE' - 'L.A.D.Y.'
The lady’s room — that’s a war room, we do our thing
Lady’s sacred room, boy
That’s a war room
The ladies room, we do our thing
It is sacred territory, the Lord can’t come in But there was a man on, on the telephone
I said boy, I’ve got to — Come here!
I’ve got to spank your ass
Put your clothes on Spank your ass
Naughty boy, you’re on the throne room
Spankin' that Ass
Do you work on my crew, honey?
'Cause if you do you’re!!!