The Underground Railroad to Candyland — Yuppie Hip Hop Ad lyrics

Lyrics

I’m a newborn and my legs hurt
I’m a newborn and my legs hurt
But I’m, I’m not looking for you
I’m Michael J and my teeth hurt
I’m Michael J and my teeth hurt
But I’m, I’m not looking for you
(Lookout!)
No
A-na-ah, no
A-na-ah, no
A-na-ah, no
I’m not another yuppie hip-hop ad
A-na-ah, no
A-na-ah, no
A-na-ah, no
I’m not another yuppie hip-hop ad
(Woah)
I’m Charlie Brown and my head hurts
I’m Charlie Brown and my head hurts
But I’m, I’m not looking for you
I’m Charlie Brown and my new ball
I like Michael J but I don’t think so
And I’m, I’m not looking for you
No
A-na-ah, no
A-na-ah, no
A-na-ah, no
I’m not another yuppie hip-hop ad
A-na-ah, no
A-na-ah, no
A-na-ah, no
I’m not another yuppie hip-hop ad
A-na-ah, no (no, no, no, no, no)
A-na-ah, no (no, no, no, no, no)
A-na-ah, no (no, no, no, no, no)
I’m not another yuppie hip-hop ad (no, no, no, no, no)
A-na-ah, no (no, no, no, no, no)
A-na-ah, no (no, no, no, no, no)
A-na-ah, no (no, no, no, no, no)
I’m not another yuppie hip-hop ad (no, no, no, no, no)