The Steinways — Manhattan Boots lyrics

Lyrics

I’m gonna open this box
Don’t really know what for
But i’m sitting around dust
Sitting on my side in the middle of the world
I smoke a cigarette
And try to kill some time
Then some asian girls walked by me
Straight into my mind
My brain has a constant erection
I think I need a whole lot more protection
From myself
Cause I may have a girlfriend
But she isn’t from india
But that girl over there said hardly anything
That’s what I’d say if I had a pair of balls
Please help
I wish that I felt more comfortable
Masturbating at work
Cause those manhattan girls
They’re manhattan girls
Are stomping all over my heart
And all those classes my ladies said when it ends
Are so stupid i don’t even know where it’s at
Come over here and tear me apart
Black girls, white girls, venezuelans
All on some frequencies of van halen
Japanese, chinese, take your pick
Manhattan girls
They make my dick sick
With envy
Directed at those girl’s boyfriends
(oh my god)
In other words I’m jealous
Of guys who get to have sex
With really, really, really hot girls