The Richter Scales — I Got Mail (And I've Got It Made) lyrics

Lyrics

I used to think my life had no good in it
And then I started surfing on the net
I started getting emails by the minute
From people that I hadn’t even met
They seemed to know my problems in great detail
And promised the solutions would be found
Well, I followed the instructions in each email
And I waited for my life to turn around
Now, I’ve got new hair, a new physique
I lost twelve pounds in just one week
Yeah, I got mail, and I’ve got it made
And now my credit card is balance-free
My mortgage rate is o point three
Yeah, I got mail, and I’ve got it made
My friends all think that I’m naive
«It's a giant scam,» they say
But the money from Nigeria
It just arrived the other day
So if you wanna kiss your cares goodbye
They off delete hello reply
Yeah, I got mail, and I’ve got it made
Yeah, I’ve got mail, and I’ve got it made
Yeah, I’ve got mail, and I’ve got it made
Nude co-eds call me on the phone
And they ask me where I’ve been
But I don’t need them anymore
Since my Russian bride flew in
Now' shes a Mrs. Me and I’m Mr. Right
Since I grew three inches overnight, yeah!
Yeah, I got mail, and I’ve got it
Just give me the com, and I’ll dot it
Yeah, I got mail, and I’ve got it made (you've got mail)
Yeah!