The Locust — Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe lyrics
The page contains the lyrics of the song "Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe" by The Locust.
Lyrics
Split the genes with
A walking asshole
Producing some of
That high grade Formica
Yeah
No
Maybe
So
When six becomes nine
And nine becomes six
When six becomes nine
And nine becomes six
Never leave the house (fully erect)
One might fall and (break it right off)
Never leave the house (fully erect)
One might fall and (break it right off)