The Locust — Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again lyrics

Lyrics

What came first the chicken or the moron?
I’d say the moron potty trained or not.
I wipe your ass you scratch my back
Go ahead and continue to think about your genitalia
but before you speak, before you think,
Hemorrhoid is a two lane highway
americana memorabilia
-homophobic hillbilly hieroglyphics
ready the probe and ready the stove
at the Branding center my cheesbro'
Plus or minus three percent points
(variance of ignorant humans)
but I’d have to say that there are
many more in retro sewage
I wipe your ass you scratch my back