The Honey Wilders — Sugar Mama lyrics

Lyrics

She likes to dance without moving her feet
She’s got no rhythm, always misses a beat
She’s a pro who’s never known defeat
But don’t cross her, man, ‘cause she can get mean
Slides into the bar so easy
Calls me over with a smile and a wink
With a shuffle, I submit completely
We get comfortable and have a few drinks
But if it’s last call and I gotta go
She says, «No! Let me feed and clothe you too.»
Nothing wrong with it, muffin top mistress
Nothing wrong with it, sugar mama
She’s a soul on fire, an ifrit
You better get out if you don’t like the heat
She’ll teach a few things in the backseat
But listen up because she won’t repeat nothing now
You know in times of sickness
My old lady comes down with a quickness
Serves me hot chicken on wood and lace
Man, you know she even spruce up my place
But if I’ve had enough and I wanna be alone
She says, «No! Let me hold you.»
The only problem in the world I’ve got
Is if she’s trying to leave me
But one thing I’m sure of
She’s not trying to deceive me
She don’t lie about me filling her needs
She don’t lie but she don’t mind misleading me
She’s got a pretend disease
They say she’s crazy but she don’t bug me
Always hanging with a back door near
I can slip out and then deny my deed
Is that my lady buying Muffin Top a beer?
This evening could get interesting indeed
But if I try to get my old lady alone
She says, «No! Let me bring your muffin top along.»