The Derailers — Bar Exam lyrics

Lyrics

VERSE
I got my PHD… in heartaches and misery
And a BSN… barstool philosophy
You’re my inspiration… for higher education
Now the final test is right in front of me
CHORUS
I’m taking a bar exam… under a neon sign
I’m gonna to graduate… when you’re off my mind
In this honky tonk school… we've got a hell of a band
Drink by drink… takin' a bar exam
VERSE
I know beer wine. whiskey and gin
Studied every glass and bottle they come in
I pass with flyin' colors… so how 'bout the others
So set’em up… I'm ready to begin
CHORUS
I’m taking a bar exam… under a neon sign
I’m going to graduate… when you’re off my mind
In this honky tonk school… we've got a hell of a band
Drink by drink… I'm takin' a bar exam
VERSE: PLAY AS INSTRUMENTAL
I know beer wine. whiskey and gin
Studied every glass and bottle they come in
I pass with flyin' colors… so how 'bout the others
So set’em up… I'm ready to begin
CHORUS / VOCALS
Taking a bar exam… under a neon sign
I’m gonna to graduate… when you’re off my mind
In this honky tonk school… we've got a hell of a band
Drink by drink., takin' a bar exam
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Drink by drink… I'm takin' a bar exam