Østkyst Hustlers — Han Får For Lidt song lyrics and translation
The page contains the lyrics and English translation of the song "Han Får For Lidt" by Østkyst Hustlers.
Lyrics
Han spejler sig i spejlet, for hans spejl er hans ven
Han kender hud og kinder ud og ind og ud igen
Han holder ormegården nede, sætter bumser under pres
Og med pincet er det let at holde brynene på plads
Og skægget står totalt som var det målt med lineal
Han gør, hvad han kan gøre for at ligne Georg Michael
Han er søppet til med duftevand, så ingen kropsdufte kan
Åbenbare, at han bare' en gennemsvedt mand
Meget kritisk klokken 8, men som aftenen skrider frem
Bli’r det mer' og mer' tilfældigt, hvem han prøver få med hjem
Han får stådreng af trækvinde, når han ser en fræk kvinde
Prøver han med store scoreord at score hende
Men hans scorereplik er temmelig tænkt af hans pik
Og «Gi' mig hjernevask i nat, baby», den holder ikke-nikke
«Væk», si’r prinsessen som i eventyret
Og han forstår det ikke, han er jo så'n en lækker fyr
Han får for lidt — det' derfor, han er så'n
Alt for lidt kissemisse, alt for meget hånd
Han plejed' at få så meget, men nu får han for lidt
Ja, han får alt for, alt for lidt af det, der' rigtig fedt
Han får for lidt — det er hans mangel på held
Alt for lidt kissemisse, alt for meget sig selv
Han får for lidt — alt for lidt
Han får for lidt
Han er en helt almindelig venlig mand på 29 år
Han har et rent og pænt og permanet McDonalds-hattehår
Han står i dansk restaurant, men bruger engelsk accent
Som han lærte på et medarbejderkursus engang
Han langer mad over disken, han har styr på sine tropper
Han vil aldrig føle glæde ved at æde en Whopper
Og han snobber opad — vil være ejer en dag
Vil ku' fortælle, hvad der gælder, hvad han heller' vil ha'
Og han hader små børn, så hans dag kan let bli' lang
For der' råb og skrig og skrål i sådan en familierestaurant
Han er for stolt af sig selv, og det' hans mor iøvrigt ogs'
For hun elsker at fortælle om hendes søn, der er boss
Og han bestemmer, gør han, men på en helt almindelig dag
Ska' han både ud med skrald og tørre bordene af
Man burde ku' score babes, når ens titel er bestyrer
Men det går bare ikke, når man stinker af friture
Han får for lidt — det' derfor, han er så'n
Alt for lidt kissemisse, alt for meget hånd
Han plejed' at få så meget, men nu får han for lidt
Ja, han får alt for, alt for lidt af det, der' rigtig fedt
Han får for lidt — det er hans mangel på held
Alt for lidt kissemisse, alt for meget sig selv
Han får for lidt — alt for lidt
Han får for lidt
Han kører fra Hellerup til Valby og fra Valby retur
Han kommer så præcist, at man ka' stille sit ur
Der er ikke en plet på hans kasket og på hans jakkesæt
Der' ingen, der slipper uden de klipper eller køber billet
Og selv på dage med flag på taget, er han ude at køre
Han er sandsynligvis måske nok den bedste chauffør
Der kører fra Hellerup til Valby og fra Valby retur
Men for det meste er han mest af alt pissesur
Ja, han hader, når man fedter med sit månedskort for længe
Betaler man med sedler, får man femmere i byttepenge
Når de gamles kort er gamle, kan de ikk' komme med
Han lader som om, han ikke ser dem der, der løber af sted
Han ku' sgu sagtens være lidt glad, hvis han ellers bare gad
Han kan busserne på Rådhuspladsen udenad
Buslinie 1 og 2 og 6 og 8, og så'n bli’r han ved
Han fatter ikk', at folk de ikke syn’s, han er fed
Han får for lidt — det' derfor, han er så'n
Alt for lidt kissemisse, alt for meget hånd
Han plejed' at få så meget, men nu får han for lidt
Ja, han får alt for, alt for lidt af det, der' rigtig fedt
Han får for lidt — det er hans mangel på held
Alt for lidt kissemisse, alt for meget sig selv
Han får for lidt — alt for lidt
Han får for lidt
Han får for lidt — det' derfor, han er så'n
Alt for lidt kissemisse, alt for meget hånd
Han plejed' at få så meget, men nu får han for lidt
Ja, han får alt for, alt for lidt af det, der' rigtig fedt
Han får for lidt — det er hans mangel på held
Alt for lidt kissemisse, alt for meget sig selv
Han får for lidt — alt for lidt…
Lyrics translation
He mirrors himself in the mirror, for his mirror is his friend
He knows skin and cheeks out and in and out again
He keeps the worm farm down, puts pimples under pressure
And with tweezers it is easy to hold the brows in place
And the beard stands in total as if it were measured with ruler
He does what he can to look like Georg Michael
He's been filled with scent water, so no body odor can
Reveal that he's just a sweaty man
Very critical at 8 am, but as the evening progresses
Will it be more and more random who he tries to bring home
He gets a boner from The Handmaiden when he sees a naughty woman
Is he trying to score her with big score words
But his pickup line is pretty thought of by his cock
And "give me brainwashing tonight, baby," it won't hold-nod
"Gone," says the princess as in the fairy tale
And he doesn't understand, he's such a hot guy
He gets too little - that's why he's so'n
Way too little pussy pussy, way too much hand
He cared ' to get so much, but now he gets too little
Yeah, he gets way too, way too little of that ' really fat
He gets too little — this is his lack of luck
Too little pussy pussy, too much self
He gets too little — too little
He's getting too little
He is an ordinary kind man of 29 years
He has a clean and neat and permed McDonald's hat hair
He stands in Danish restaurant, but uses English accent
As he learned at an employee course once
He's running food over the counter, he's got his troops under control
He'll never feel happy eating a Whopper
And he snobs upward — will be the owner one day
Will you tell me what matters, what he wants
And he hates little children, so his day can easily be long
For there's screaming and screaming and screaming in such a family restaurant
He's too proud of himself, and his mother, by the way, is too proud
For she loves to tell about her son, who is the boss
And he decides, he does, but on an ordinary day
He's going out with garbage and he's going to wipe the tables off
You should be able to score babes when your title is manager
But it just doesn't work when you stink of deep fryer
He gets too little - that's why he's so'n
Way too little pussy pussy, way too much hand
He cared ' to get so much, but now he gets too little
Yeah, he gets way too, way too little of that ' really fat
He gets too little — this is his lack of luck
Too little pussy pussy, too much self
He gets too little — too little
He's getting too little
He runs from Hellerup to Valby and from Valby returnee
He comes so precisely that you can set your watch
There is not a spot on his cap and on his suit
No one gets off without the rocks or buys the ticket
And even on days with flags on the roof, he's out driving
He is probably Perhaps Perhaps the best driver
It runs from Hellerup to Valby and from Valby return
But for the most part he is most of all pissed off
Yeah, he hates it when you grease his monthly card too long
If you pay with notes, you get fives in change
When the old cards are old, they can't come
He's pretending he doesn't see those running away
He could be a little happy if he just wanted to
He knows the buses on the Town Hall Square by heart
Bus Lines 1 and 2 and 6 and 8, and then he stays on
He doesn't understand people they don't see, he's fat
He gets too little - that's why he's so'n
Way too little pussy pussy, way too much hand
He cared ' to get so much, but now he gets too little
Yeah, he gets way too, way too little of that ' really fat
He gets too little — this is his lack of luck
Too little pussy pussy, too much self
He gets too little — too little
He's getting too little
He gets too little - that's why he's so'n
Way too little pussy pussy, way too much hand
He cared ' to get so much, but now he gets too little
Yeah, he gets way too, way too little of that ' really fat
He gets too little — this is his lack of luck
Too little pussy pussy, too much self
He gets too little — too little…