Sleeping in the Aviary — Y.M.C.A. (No, Not That One) lyrics

Lyrics

We exchanged names at the YMCA
Met on Tuesday night
Goggles, flippers, and oxygen tanks
You and your green eyes
Teached me CPR
Dried up my soggy heart
Fast-forward to our first dive offshore
Her, the class, and I
I swam ahead like a mating seahorse
Wild by surprise
Deep in aquamarine
The mighty stingray stings
Came to on a beach
Sand between my teeth
Seaweed for a beard
The ocean licked my toes
They took off all my clothes
Her head eclipsed the sun
Pursed her lips, lowered her mouth
Then slowly sucked the venom out