Siniestro Total — No Somos de Monforte song lyrics and translation

The page contains the lyrics and English translation of the song "No Somos de Monforte" by Siniestro Total.

Lyrics

Si el último mohicano te retira el saludo
Si se hunde el puente de Rande cuando tú estas pasando
Si aterriza el Columbia en el tejado de tu casa
Y descubres que la NASA roba tus discos de cumbias
Si eres Honoris Causa
Si tienes la menopausia
Si estas afligido pues tu pito se ha caído
Esta canción no te importe, no somos de Monforte

Lyrics translation

If the last Mohican withdraws his greeting from you
If the Rande bridge sinks when you're passing
If the Columbia lands on the roof of your house
And you discover that NASA steals your cumbia records
If you are Honoris Causa
If you have menopause
If you're grieving, then your dick has fallen.
This song doesn't matter to you, we're not from Monforte