Shu-Bi-Dua — Medley (Knald I Låget, Emma, Sommergryder, Irene Mudder, Stærk Tobak, Hvalborg) song lyrics and translation

The page contains the lyrics and English translation of the song "Medley (Knald I Låget, Emma, Sommergryder, Irene Mudder, Stærk Tobak, Hvalborg)" by Shu-Bi-Dua.

Lyrics

Knald i låget, snehvide har lavet et hit
Mens hun vented' på toget, Jorden er slidt og beskidt
Mos i hætten, er der noget i nakken, der klør?
Fis i kasketten, er det dig eller mig, der er skør?
Der' altid nogen, der ska' råbe
Det' dem, vi kalder de kloge
Men hvis du' skideskør og tosset
Og din hjerne er lidt flosset
Emma
Emma, jeg har så ondt i skulderen
Emma, jeg har smerter, en dunken og en bulderen
Der står på side 40 i leksikonnet
At man ka' dø af bumser på stemmebåndet
Emma, kom og glo, den er gal med lungerne
Emma, begge to, sig farvel til ungerne
Og tag min temperatur og ikk' så meget snakken
Nej, det' ikke der du ta’r den, det' første hul fra nakken
Emma, jeg' syg, jeg har det af helvede til
Karl er meget syg
Klarer han mon den?
Sommergryder
Så' det om at pudse lakken
Ud og plukke ribs og brune sine lår
Knække anemoner med nakken
Ud og promenere det høje sommerhår
Se, der' et pindsvin, der ligger og sover
(Nej, det er kørt over)
Nede ved vandet der bader de
Og oppe på stranden der vader de rundt i gryder
Pludselig kommer en bus med et strygeorkester
Sikke en sommer
Men så kommer en bus med et strygeorkester
Sikke en sommer
Irene Mudder
Hun bor på Ovengaden neden under vandet
Hun prøved' en masse steder, men ku' ikke finde andet
På store puder ligger hun og tuder
Irene Mudder
Det started' ellers lovende for lille Irene
Hun voksed' op på landet og var aldrig alene
For der var stalde, og fyre hun ku' knalde
Irene Mudder
Stærk Tobak
Nu ska' I høre, hva' vi godt ka' li'
(Stærk tobak)
For det er noget, der er klodser i
(Stærk tobak)
Når vi har fyret op (fyret op)
Og stemningen er fed (den er fed)
Så er der ingen, der ka' stoppe os
Så bli’r vi bare ved
Før gik vi jo på Øster Borgerdyd
(Stærk tobak)
Men nu har piben fået en anden lyd
(Stærk tobak)
Vi kører natten lang (natten lang)
Med øl og hornmusik og stærk tobak
Og hen ad morgenstunden bli’r der tid
Til lidt kvindegymnastik
Aah, aah, aah, aah
Så gør som Rudolf med den røde tud
(Stærk tobak)
Hop med på kanen og flip mere ud
(Stærk tobak)
Shu-bi-dua
Hvalborg
Her er hvalen Hvalborg, stoppet ud med vat
Og avispapir og sprit
Den blev født i Irmnitz en kold decembernat
Lidt nordøst for Kransvesit
Du red på mangen bølge, ænsede ikke stormen
Med delfiner i dit følge, som fulgte dig på vej
Nå men, alting har en ende, en regnorm den har to
Hvalbor — havets tournedos
Du fulgte golfens vande, sportsmand som du var
Altid fuld af godt humør
Nord om Dokkerbanken, kursen den var klar
Stolt du runded' Helsingør
Og jeg fodrede dig med skidtfisk, og kiks jeg havde i lommen
Ka' du huske da du bøvsede, og flydebåden sank?
Nå men, alting har en ende, en spoleorm har to
Hvalborg — havets Dario Fo
Jeg betalt' en daler for at se på dig
Sådan mødes vi igen
Men du' den dødeste af hvaler, så jeg må gå min vej
Stille si’r jeg: «Hej med dig»
Visselul, du gæve kæmpe, jeg vil huske, til jeg segner
Da du lå ved Langelinie, din store ocean-liner
Nå men, alting har en ende, en hvalfisk har kun én
Åh, min Hvalborg, sikken én

Lyrics translation

Fuck the lid, Snow White made a hit
While she waited ' for the train, the ground is worn and dirty
Moss in the cap, is there something in the neck that itches?
Bullshit, is it you or me that's crazy?
There's always someone to shout
It's the ones we call the wise
But if you're fucking crazy and crazy
And your brain is a little frayed
Emma
Emma, my shoulder hurts so much
Emma, I'm in pain, a thump and a thump
It says on Page 40 of the lexicon
That you can die of pimples on the vocal cords
Emma, come look, it's crazy with your lungs
Emma, both of you, say goodbye to the kids
And take my temperature and not so much talk
No, it's not where you take it, it's the first hole from the neck
Emma, I'm sick, I feel like shit
Karl is very sick
Is he gonna be okay?
Summer pots
So it's about polishing the paint
Out and pick currants and Brown his thighs
Crack anemones with the neck
Out and promenere the high summer hair
Look, there's a hedgehog sleeping
(No, it's run over)
Down by the water there they bathe
And up on the beach they walk around in pots
Suddenly a bus comes with a string orchestra
What a summer
But then comes a bus with a string orchestra
What a summer
Irene Mud
She lives on the Upper Street below the water
She tried ' a lot of places, but couldn't find anything else
On large pillows she lies crying
Irene Mud
It started ' otherwise promising for little Irene
She grew up in the countryside and was never alone
Because there were stables and guys she could fuck
Irene Mud
Strong Tobacco
Here's what we like
(Strong tobacco)
Because it's something that's blocky in
(Strong tobacco)
When we have fired up (fired up)
And the mood is cool (it's cool)
Then no one can stop us
We'll just keep going
We used to go on Øster Borgerdyd
(Strong tobacco)
But now the pipe has got a different sound
(Strong tobacco)
We drive at night long (at night long)
With beer and horn music and strong tobacco
And by the morning there will be time
For some female gymnastics
Aah, aah, aah, aah
Then do as Rudolph with the red spout
(Strong tobacco)
Jump on the sleigh and flip more
(Strong tobacco)
Shu-bi-dua
Hvalborg
Here is the whale Hvalborg, stopped out with cotton wool
And newsprint and alcohol
It was born in Irmnitz a cold December night
A little northeast of Kransvesit
You rode a lot of waves, didn't pay attention to the storm
With dolphins in your entourage who followed you on your way
Well, everything has an end, an earthworm it has two
Whalebor-tournedos of the sea
You followed the waters of the Gulf, sportsman as you were
Always full of good mood
North on the dock Bank, course it was ready
Proud you rounded ' Elsinore
And I fed you with shit fish and crackers I had in my pocket
Remember when you burped and the float boat sank?
Well, everything has an end, a coil worm has two
Hvalborg-havets Dario Fo
I paid ' en daler to look at you
How to meet again
But you're the deadliest of whales, so I must go my way
Quietly I say, " Hey, you»
Visselul, you stalwart fight, I will remember until I drop
When you were at Langelinie, your great ocean liner
Well, everything has an end, a whale fish has only one
Oh, my whale Castle, what a one