Scumbag Philosopher — Social Networking Site lyrics

Lyrics

Let’s bang the GUI
I’ve got a new friend called Tom
He runs a big dot com
He really is a mate
He’s top of my top eight
Got some new friends from Brundall
They really make me ROFL
Two girls with no clothes on from Brunei
When I message they never reply
Add me, facespace my book
Friend me, spacebook my face
I’m newbie, so send me a hug
Social Networking Site
Write on my funwall
Join my new group
Social Networking Site
My avatar’s new
It’s Tim Berners-Lee
Social Networking Site
Add me, but I’m in a same room
Friend me, but I’m sat next to you
Friend Request Denied
Relationships and dating
Networking and time-wasting
Pimping, stalking
Creeping, whoring
This is getting a little bit boring
I’ve got a new friend called Tom
He runs a big dot com
He really is a mate
He’s top of my top eight
Add me, facespace my book
Friend me, spacebook my face
I’m newbie, so send me a hug
Social Networking Site
Write on my funwall
Join my new group
Social Networking Site
It’s Tim Berners-Lee
Social Networking Site
Add me, but I’m in a same room
Friend me, but I’m sat next to you