S.O.D. — Pre-Menstrual Princess Blues lyrics

Lyrics

IRVING!!, WHERE ARE MY MAXI PADS?
HELP ME FIND THEM BEFORE I PAINT THE WHOLE HOUSE RED!
You men have it soooo easy…
I wish that you could feel this just once…
I’M PASSING CLOTS THE SIZE OF BASKETBALLS!!!
PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES
PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES
PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES
PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES
OH GOD, IT’S STAINED THROUGH ONTO MY NEW DRESS!
GOD DAMN IT, WHY’D THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN NOW?
I CAN’T GO OUT LIKE THIS, I LOOK LIKE I’VE BEEN SHOT!
OHHH… You're hungry are you?
Well COME HERE IRVING DARLING…
HOW ABOUT A BLOODY MARY!!!