Richard Gotainer — Quatuor en Détresse song lyrics and translation

The page contains the lyrics and English translation of the song "Quatuor en Détresse" by Richard Gotainer.

Lyrics

Ils étaient quatre violoneux
Abondonnés des muses
Plantés dans le mitan des lieux
Comme de grosses buses
Leur chef les avait plaqués là
Sur une note unique
Ils restaient bloqués sur un fa
Sans ligne mélodique
Allô, Allô, ici quatuor
Appelle «control monitor»
Nous sommes au bord de l’asphyxie
Envoyez urgence mélodie
Ici c’est monitor Studio
Quel vélo? quel cheval?
Parlez donc plus près du micro
On n’y comprend que dalle
Articulez, parlez moins vite
Où ça? hein? où? où? quoi?
Comment ça? quoi? qu’est-ce que vous dites?
Qu’est-ce qu’y’a? quoi? comment ça?
Allô, Allô, ici quatuor
Appelle «control monitor»
Nous sommes au bord de l’asphyxie
Envoyez urgence mélodie
Ici c’est «Starkey Production»
Les gars, vous êtes super
Votre chanson, elle est champion
On reprend toute l’affaire
Allô Max, ici c’est Joé
Convoque-moi toute la presse
On va lancer sur le marché
Le quatuor en détresse
— I want to put my quatuor
— Oh yes, put, put, put
— I want to put my quatuor
In your lovely détresse
— Show me your quatuor
And I will show you my détresse
— I want you toucher les fesses
— Put your quatuor in my détresse
— Hey, can you see my quatuor?
— It's not possible in the night
And you, can you see my détresse?
— I cannot, there is no moonlight
— But where is your quatuor?
— But where is your détresse?
— I need you toucher mes fesses
— So tell me where is your détresse

Lyrics translation

They were four violinists
Abundant muses
Planted in the mitan of the premises
Like big nozzles
Their leader had dumped them there
On a single note
They got stuck on a fa
Without melodic line
Hello, Hello, this is foursome
Call " control monitor»
We are on the verge of asphyxia
Send melody emergency
This is monitor Studio.
What bike? what horse?
So talk closer to the microphone
We can only understand it.
Articulate, speak less quickly
Where is this? huh? where? where? What?
What do you mean? What? what are you saying?
What is it? What? what do you mean?
Hello, Hello, this is foursome
Call " control monitor»
We are on the verge of asphyxia
Send melody emergency
Here it is "Starkey Production»
Guys, you're great.
Your song, she's champion
We'll take the whole thing back.
Hello Max, This is Joé
Call me the whole press.
We're going to market
The foursome in distress
- I want to put my quartet
- Oh yes, stink, stink, stink
- I want to put my quartet
In your lovely distress
- Show me your quartet
And I will show you my distress
- I want you to touch the butt
- Put your foursome in my distress
- Hey, can you see my quartet?
- It's not possible in the night
And you, can you see my distress?
- I cannot, there is no moonlight
- But where is your quartet?
- But where is your distress?
- I need you to touch my ass
- So tell me where is your distress