Pedro The Lion — Arizona lyrics

Lyrics

But California, not California.
How could you?
The bully loved her cactus, the underdog her pine.
But she would only love one at a time.
New Mexico has always hated California,
and though he knew that Arizona wore the pants,
he got loaded and he started throwing punches.
The poor Injun never had a chance.
Scissors cut paper.
Paper covers rock.
Rock crushes Scissors.
Scissors fall apart.