Parokya Ni Edgar — Walang Nangyari song lyrics and translation
The page contains the lyrics and English translation of the song "Walang Nangyari" by Parokya Ni Edgar.
Lyrics
isa dalawa tatlo apat
let’s talk
you know it’s stupid
yo it was okay
walang nangyari sa’kin na magandang irelate
wala kasi nangyari sa’kin nakakaiba
kung wala kang gagawin, yo, makinig ka na nagising ako kahapon siguro mga one
bumaba 'ko sa kusina sabay ng tanghalian
pagkatapos kong kumain bumalik sa kwarto ko tapos non ako’y natulog hanggang alas kwarto
okay din ako’y bumagon ako ay nagugutom
bumaba 'ko uli at naghanap ng malalamon
tumingin ako sa ref, pati na rin sa right
wala akong mahanap so umalis ako ng bahay
nagpunta 'ko sa tindahan bumili ng instant mami
bumalik ako sa bahay nanood ako ng tv walang magandang palabas and yo it was so corny
bigla ko naalala i was feeling kinda horny
binuksan ko yung tv sinarado ko yung door
at pagkatapos kong ilock
nanood ako ng porn.
walang nangyari
walang nangyari
pagkatapos nun alam niyo ba wala 'kong magawa
minabuti kong magexercise at magpush-ups push-ups muna
sabay tayo tanggal ng shirt harap sa salamin
pagkakita sa sarili sabi «shit kulang pa rin!»
so i pushed-up again and nagdagdag pa 'ko nang 7
pagkalipas na nakapagpahinga
agad-agad naghubad maliligo na sana
nang biglang na lang may nagtext
isang magandang ex na-isip ko, «sana gusto nitong makipag-SSSHHH!!!»
subalit napamura pagkatapos ko mabasa
sabi’y, «chito friend mo ba yung vocalist ng rivermaya?»
ang sabi ko, «ay hindi!"at sa sobrang inis
dinagdagan ko pa nang «teka, sori, who is this?»
walang nangyari
yo DJ make some claps
yes…
pagkaligo ko natapos din sa relo napatingin
it was already 7:30 at 'di pa 'ko kumakain
gusto ko ng rice at tsaka ng lechon kawali
walang lechon kawali so bumili ng instant mami
pagkatapos kong kumain nagpunta sa terrace namin
nagsipilyo 'ko nang yosi at tuluyan nagpahangin
walang katao-tao doon at medyo madilim
kayo 'ko napraning nung cellphone ko ay nagring
nawala ang aking takot nung cellphone ko ay nabunot
at nakita ko yung caller so agad kong sinagot
«hello there mr. darius ano ang gimmik natin?»
sumagot sya, «hey what’s up man? baka trip mong kumain?»
ang sabi ko, «shit sayang naman kakatapos ko lang
tawagan mo na lang ako pagaktapos nang hapunan»
so pinatay ko na yung yosi at bumalik sa kwarto ko nanood ako ng tv nang kung ano-ano
makalipas tatlong oras ako ay nabato
so pinatay ko na yung tv at natulog na ako
walang nangyari
yo Dj bring it down bring it down
bring it down
yo yo pagkatapos nun natapos na tapos na ang kanta
bakit kaya ganun bakit umaandar pa sya
pinindot ko yung stop
pati na rin yung go bakit kaya ganun ayaw pa ring nyang huminto
alin kaya dito ang dapat kong pindutin
bakit kaya ganun bakit umaandar pa rin
e kung ito kaya?
Lyrics translation
one two three four
let's talk
you know it's stupid
yo it was okay
nothing happened to ' kin that good irelate
how do you get a girl to masturbate with you?
if you don't have to do anything, you'll listen to me yesterday maybe some one
get off my kitchen once lunch
after eating back into my bedroom, I didn't sleep until it was four o'clock
I was also okay to rise up I was hungry
come down again and look up malamon
I look at the refrigerator, as well as at right
I can't find anything so I leave the House
I went ' to the store to buy instant mami
I returned home I watched tv no good show and yo it was so corny
suddenly I recalls i was feeling kinda horny
I opened the tv I closed the door
and then I relock
I watched porn.
nothing happened
nothing happened
then you know what I'm doing
I'm better at magexercise and magush-ups push-ups first
we will remove the front shirt in the Mirror together
self-detection says " shit still lacks!»
so I pushed-up again and added more ' I've been 7
after rest
who was the first person to have a baby?
that's all I can think of.
a good ex I thought,"I hope it would get Sshhh!!!»
but erased after I read
said, "chito is your friend rivermaya's vocalist?»
I said, " no!"and to be extremely annoyed
I even added " wait, sorry, who is this?»
nothing happened
yo DJ make some claps
yes…
I love you.
it was already 7: 30 and I was not eating
I like rice and tsaka of lechon skillet
no lechon skillet so buy instant mami
after I ate we went to the terrace
how do you get a girl to like you?
nobody there and a little dark
I'm sorry, but I'm still thinking about it.
my fear lost my cell phone.
and I saw that caller so I immediately answered
"hello there Mr. what is the phone number of the Westbrook Historical Society in Westbrook Maine?»
he replied, " hey what's up man ? maybe you trip to eat?»
I said, " shit alas, I'll finish it
just call me after dinner»
so I turned to the yosi and went back to my bedroom I watched tv with what-what
three hours later I was stoned
so I killed that tv and I slept
nothing happened
yo Dj bring it down bring it down
bring it down
yo yo after nun finished the song
why is it that he is still running
I pressed the stop
I don't know what to do.
which so here I should touch
why is it so that still running
e if it so?