Oil Tasters — My Girlfriend's Ghost lyrics

Lyrics

I came home last night
I turned the television on
And there on the screen was my girlfriend’s ghost.
She started talking to me
She said «I've been living in a part of the world where everything is
evil.
In fact,
I’ve just committed a horrible crime,
and you had better not tell anybody.»
Next thing you knew, the doorbell rang.
Wouldn’t you know? It was the police.
So I just said «Officer… Officer… my girlfriend did it!»
Well, they caught her; they put her in jail, but she soon escaped.
That’s right.
She came back to my house;
She came back onto the television.
So I just said «Oh, baby, well, baby please forgive me.»
And she said «Well… OK.»