MC Einar — Kniber song lyrics and translation

The page contains the lyrics and English translation of the song "Kniber" by MC Einar.

Lyrics

Nu ska I høre om mit skøre og absurde problem
Det desværre meget værre end dårlig ånde og eksem
Lige meget hvor jeg så end går, så står der piger parat
Jeg er ude for det særligt når det mindre smart
Måske så det det med mit rap de ka li
For alle damer de vil ha mig når mit show er forbi
La vær at spør om hvad jeg gør for det der ingen der ve
Det bare noget jeg har og sådn er det
Men det kniber
Med potensen for mange elefanter i mit liv
Kniber
Med konsistensen, fordi jeg er så hamrende stiv
Det var sådn set knap så fedt i går da jeg gik
Rundt inde på Strøget for at købe tøj i en skuflebutik
Nå, men jeg står hen bag et forhæng, helt klædt af til mit skind
Hva ska man sige når en pige kommer brasende ind
Ja ja, jeg ved det, jeg sku se det som en kompliment
Men det blir først entlig rigtig pinligt efter femte gang
Og nu er fnis jo muligvis den værste lyd som jeg ve
Nej, det bestemt ikke nemt og sådn er det
For det kniber
Med potensen for mange elefanter i mit liv
Kniber
Med konsistensen, fordi jeg er så hamrende stiv
Der er flere ting der sker på sådn en dag som i går
Jeg står og cruzer i min bruser, hælder shampoo i mit hår
Og sel om Einar ikke regner med at snakke med noen
Så blir idyllen lagt på hylden af min banantelefon
Men det den samme popmadamme der har ringet hele dagen
Jeg sir: Åh nej, er det nu dig igen, nu må du for faen
Snart forstå du ikke må, så la vær at bli ve
Jeg har det i mig, de kan li mig, og sådn er det
Men det kniber
Med potensen for mange elefanter i mit liv
Kniber
Med konsistensen, fordi jeg er så hamrende stiv
Det da klart, at det ka knibe
På en helt almindelig dag, så drikker jeg
Cirka 20 pils på stribe
Luksusøl med gashåndtag
Det tit jeg møder sån en sød og lækker, smuk lille sag
Og det et helved når jeg sel ved at det er mig hun vil ha
Jeg sværger at det ærger mig, det gør det ved Gud
For det sker meget mer siden pladen kom ud
Det åbenbart rigtig smart at være sammen med mig
Men jo mer de blir uterlig desto mindre kan jeg
Og det sgu slemt når det så nemt at trække damerne te
Men det kan være at jeg må lære at sådn er det
For det kniber
Med potensen for mange elefanter i mit liv
Kniber
Med konsistensen, fordi jeg er så hamrende stiv

Lyrics translation

Now I want you to hear about my crazy and absurd problem
It unfortunately much worse than bad breath and eczema
No matter where I go, there are girls standing by
I'm in for it especially when it's less smart
Maybe it saw it with my rap de ka li
For all ladies they want me when my show is over
Why don't you ask me what I'm doing for it
It's just something I have and so it is
But it's in trouble
With the power of many elephants in my life
Pinch
With the consistency, because I'm so fucking stiff
It wasn't so cool yesterday when I left
Around on the street to buy clothes in a shoe shop
Well, I'm standing behind a curtain, all dressed up for my skin
What do you say when a girl comes barging in
Yes, yes, I know, I should see it as a compliment
But it won't be really embarrassing until after the fifth time
And now giggling is possibly the worst sound that I've ever heard
No, it certainly isn't easy and so is it
Because it's tight
With the power of many elephants in my life
Pinch
With the consistency, because I'm so fucking stiff
There are several things that happen on such a day as yesterday
I stand and cruzer in my shower, pouring shampoo into my hair
And sel about Einar does not expect to talk to noen
Then the idyll will be shelved by my banana phone
But it's the same pop mat that's been calling all day
I'm sir: Oh, no, it's you again, now you have to go
Soon understand you must not, so don't stay
I have it in me, they like me, and so it is
But it's in trouble
With the power of many elephants in my life
Pinch
With the consistency, because I'm so fucking stiff
It is clear that it can pinch
On an ordinary day, I drink
About 20 PILs in a row
Luxury beer with throttle
The often I meet son a sweet and delicious, beautiful little thing
And it's a hell of a thing when I know it's me she wants
I swear it's too bad, it's doing it to God
For it happens much more since the plate came out
Apparently it's really smart to be with me
But the more they get nasty the less I can
And it damn bad when it so easy to pull the ladies tea
But it may be that I have to learn that such is it
Because it's tight
With the power of many elephants in my life
Pinch
With the consistency, because I'm so fucking stiff