MC Crumbsnatcher — I Can Feel It Cumming (In Your Hair Tonight) lyrics

The page contains the lyrics of the song "I Can Feel It Cumming (In Your Hair Tonight)" by MC Crumbsnatcher.

Lyrics

When you suck on my dick, it’s like a holiday
‘Cause you’ve been waiting all year to get with me
I’ve got a dick that’s hard like a candy cane
With a crook up at the end to snag your prostate
When I unzip my pants, it’s like a family feast
Because my cock is like a cornucopia of meat
You say, «my cup runneth over» when you taste this shit
And I say, «boy, go just get a sock ‘cause my cum runneth on your sheets»
And if you’re gazing outside
Looking at the snow
Thinking warm and fuzzy thoughts about the man you’re blowing
I’ll make you remove your sweater even though it is cold
‘Cause you’ll be warmer with my wiener inside your butthole
So just get under the covers and lock the door
Crumb-santy Claus has got a present that will make you feel sore
Don’t worry if you have been naughty ‘cause I’m not keeping score
But don’t think just because I cum, I’m done
‘Cause I always want m-m-m-more
I can feel it cumming in your hair tonight, oh, lord
I’ve been waiting for this moment for fifteen minutes time, oh, lord
Oh lord
I hope you’ve got anal insurance because your butt’s gonna get fucked up
Looking like it got run over by a fucking Mack Truck
My dick is such a monster people tend to call it Mothra
And jump out of the way when it begins to cum
I’m like a fuckin' fagmar and your butt is like a jungle
I’m Slytherin like Voldemort to satisfy your hunger
But, baby, one more thing before I make my trip down under
I know that you just showered, but please use an enem
And if you got an extra second, I would shave that shit
If you do I’ll shove my tongue so far up your ass, we’ll kiss
Your eyes will roll up in your head as I’m spelunking it
You’ll wonder how my face is in your anus
But my tongue’s between your lips
And when you’re on a skateboard, you’re a meal on wheels
When I’m taking you from your man, I could call it a steal
And when I call you babe, it’s cause I like to make you squeal
I roast your ass on this rotisserie
Uh-huh
Okay
For real
I can feel it cumming in your hair tonight, oh, lord
I’ve been waiting for this moment for fifteen minutes time, oh, lord
Oh lord
??? feel with your asshole like a puppet and shit
‘Cause every time I cram it in I see your mouth open
You’re making noises like a dinosaur hatching from an egg
But then they’re sounding kind of muffled ‘cause you’re giving me head
So baby, just call me Rapunzel while I let my long dick down
It’s like a golden boa cleaning your esophagus out
I think you might be choking, but you keep on making sex sounds
Pulling my balls closer so my cock don’t leave your mouth
And if I was an herbal tea, I’d be attention tamer
Every time I come over, you get in bed and lay there
You need my hose to put you out because you’re such a flamer
Every time I see you, you get gayer and gayer
I know most think I make music for the money and fame
But baby, I have that already, it’s a part of my game
I got the bitches and a mansion with a pool in the back
But I can burp you with a dick and you can quote me on that
I can feel it cumming in your hair tonight, oh, lord
I’ve been waiting for this moment for fifteen minutes time, oh, lord
Oh lord
I can feel it cumming in your hair tonight, oh, lord
I’ve been waiting for this moment for fifteen minutes time, oh, lord
Oh lord