MC Crumbsnatcher — Hey Pretty Boy lyrics

The page contains the lyrics of the song "Hey Pretty Boy" by MC Crumbsnatcher.

Lyrics

You know I called up my friend
'Cause I needed some ripe ass
'Cause I haven’t gotten laid since late last night
I said, «I've got a boner crisis
If you could be nice, it’s a pity to be celibate when you’re as hot as I»
As I started freaking out and getting twitchy in the neck
I said, «My balls are overflowing like my sac is gonna split!»
He said, «Calm your ass down, boy, and show some respect
You wanna pretty, pretty boy, here’s how to go about it:
You gotta buy us dinner (what?) not the diners, okay?
You gotta treat us better (how?) open the door for me
You gotta write us little pieces of poetry
And when you’re laying down, you gotta get snuggly.»
I said, «Ugh, you buy me dinner
Ain’t my dick big enough?»
And I already like to suck ‘em
But now I have to pay up
But I knew that it was right
And if I wanna get laid, I’ll have to fake it like a gentleman with your exact
ways
Hey, hey there, pretty boy
With lipgloss on your lips
I think you’re beautiful
So please just let me fuck you
I love the way you smile
The way you move your hips
You’ve got my heart a-meltin'
Please just let me fuck you
Hey, pretty baby
I can see you dancing over there
I love the shimmer coming from the glitter in your hair
You know I’m only kidding when I tell you I’m a player
Boy, I think I’m in love with you
Please just let me fuck you!
And so I searched through my Facebook friends
Found a man that I’d like to bang
And I typed up a little message
With a poem that read like this:
Uh-uh-uh
‘Roses are red
Uh
Fuckin' violets are blue
I wanna blow my load all over you
I wanna cram my dick inside of you
Because I think that you are beautiful'
And my phone began to ring immediately
It was the pretty faggot I was messaging
And he was talking all this shit about loving me
And all I heard was, «Blah, blah, suck me»
I bought a dozen roses for the trick
One for reach and shove my dick
He proposed as he rode the tip
I said, «Let's get married, bitch!»
And I sang it to him
Hey, hey there, pretty boy
With lipgloss on your lips
I think you’re beautiful
So please just let me fuck you
I love the way you smile
The way you move your hips
You’ve got my heart a-meltin'
Please just let me fuck you
Hey, pretty baby
I can see you dancing over there
I love the shimmer coming from the glitter in your hair
You know I’m only kidding when I tell you I’m a player
Boy, I think I’m in love with you
Please just let me fuck you!