Matching Mole — Nan True's Hole lyrics

Lyrics

There’s a place where I can hide away
Just for a little holiday
In the house of a friend we know and love
Called Nan True’s Hole
— All right darlin' let’s get on, we haven’t got much time
— Um… get on with what?
— Well, darlin' you know what, um, what we’re here for don’t you?
— A-actually, I’m not quite sure
— What do you mean, not quite sure? What did you come here for?
— I came here, uh, to find out
— You mean… How old are you?
— Well, I’m… I’m near… getting near forty, actually
— What, and you mean you don’t know? How come you don’t know? What’ve you been
doing all your life?
— Well, I’ve had a very nice life. I’ve had a very good life, but I must admit
I don’t know what I’m here for
— Well, you’re a funny one, aren’t you? All right, we’ll have to help you out
then. First of all… I think first of all you’d better take off your trousers
— Uh, take off my trousers, yes… How’s that?
— That's a start. Now, come over here… That feels nice, doesn’t it?
— Oh yes, very nice. Very nice. Lovely… That’s lovely… Ooh, that is nice…
— Well, how was that?
There’s a place where I can hide away
Just for a little holiday
In the house of a friend we know
Called Nan True’s Hole