Les Hooper Band — Guy Noir's Brother lyrics

Lyrics

It was tough growing up in the shadow of my older brother, Guy Noir.
He’s a fancy detectiv and he has this smooth way of talking.
I may not have all that but i do have one thing over him: I play the trombone!
Sure, there are a lot of trombone jokes.
You know like, why did the trombone player cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
And what’s the defenition of an eternal optimist?
A trombone player with a pager.
And I have one.
But you know I figured it’s gonna get me more chicks because they love trombone
players.
Know if I could just get my owm TV show.