Kunt and the Gang — Wanking Over A Pornographic Polaroid Of An Ex-girlfriend Who Died lyrics

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KUNT:
When I was up the loft I came across a box
Which when I opened up stirred mixed emotions in my cock
It felt a little hard but it felt a little soft
The next thing that I know I’m feeling sexy up the loft
So I unzip my fly and pop out my Jap’s eye
I have a little wank and I have a little cry
I’m wanking over a pornographic polaroid of an ex-girlfriend who died
LITTLE KUNT:
«Come on, Kunt, it’ll be alright»
KUNT:
«But I really miss her, Little Kunt»
LITTLE KUNT:
«If you tell me a little bit more about that photo, it might help you get over
her?»
KUNT:
«Alright then, Little Kunt, I’ll give it a go»
KUNT:
The pic was very lewd, she’s completely in the nude
She’s pulling it apart and she’s doing something rude
She’s got a hairy crutch, I miss her very much
So I take out my chap and I have a little touch
I’m wanking over a pornographic polaroid of an ex-girlfriend who died
I’m feeling mixed emotions in my mind and in my knob