Kirby Krackle — Moisture Farm lyrics

Lyrics

I’ve got a job at my uncle’s moisture farm
I’ve got a job at my uncle’s moisture farm
And I just
Polish that shit up, polish that shit up
I just
Polish that shit up, polish that shit up
I just
I met a man at a bar and his talking dog
The dog don’t talk, it goes «Urrrrrgh»
And I don’t
Know who did shoot first, know who did shoot first
I don’t
Know who did shoot first, know who did shoot first
I Just
Pour a pint for Alderann (Cheersies)
Sleep in a dead Tauntaun (Nasty)
A sister with hair like cine-buns (Hungry, right)
(All right!)
I got a little green guy hanging on my back
I got a little green guy hanging on my back
He always
Says «Do or do not,» says «Do or do not»
There’s no
Says «Do or do not,» says «Do or do not»
«There is no 'try'»
(Crazy, right)
The day I found out that Vader was my Dad
That was bad
And not good
And straight wack
When I found out that Vader was my Dad
He took my hand
That was bad
And messed up
When I found out that Vader was my Dad
I’ve never gone the galaxy far and wide
But I’m really just tired and I want some pie
Some good thick crust!
There’s no planet with a battle bust
And I
Take it a la mode, take it a la mode
I’ll take it!
Take it a la mode, take it a la mode
(Crazy, right)
The day when I found out that Vader was my Dad