Kabát — JOINT song lyrics and translation
The page contains the lyrics and English translation of the song "JOINT" by Kabát.
Lyrics
Vždycky takhle ráno otevírám oči
Zeměkoule už se zase rychlejc točí
Jen co sem vstal hned sem upad na zem
Hergot to je fofr no to sem blázen
Zapálím si dám si kafé k tomu léky ať sem zdravej
Usměju se na sousedy popřeju jim dobrej den
Kouknul sem se do zrcadla musel sem se smát
I takový strašný věci můžou se stát
Domovnice na schodech se mě asi lekla
Stačila se pokřížovat o zem sebou sekla
Začíná to pěkně dneska nehodlám bejt vůbec smutnej
Uchechtám se k smrti to sem si já vždycky přál jó
Mám čtyři hlavy a děsně mě to baví
Kolem tunový brouci jsou jich celý davy
Začli dupat až sem z toho upad
Měli saka kravaty a povolení šňupat
Tom a Jerry byli tuze skvělí
Spadli z nebe do prdele tancuje se pije žere
Všechny nás to děsně baví máme totiž žlutý hlavy
Teď sme tady, sme tady
Joint dneska máme karnyval
Joint budeme se bavit dál
Bylo to tuze smutný všichni se tuze smáli
A k tomu ty sloni který Pogo tancovali
Santa Klaus se bavil cigaretu balil
Ztratil někde dárky a tak příšerně se nalil
Já jsem se zhroutil smíchy se kroutil
Zeměkoule z tebe koule směju se až bolej koule
Teď mě z toho brní břicho zastavte to ať je ticho
Ať je ticho, je ticho
Joint dneska máme karnyval
Joint budeme se bavit dál…
Joint !
Lyrics translation
I always open my eyes this morning
The globe is spinning faster again
As soon as I got up, I fell to the ground.
Damn it, that's fast.
I'll smoke a cup of coffee to keep me healthy.
♪ I'll smile for the neighbors ♪ ♪ wish them a good day ♪
I looked in the mirror I had to laugh
Even such terrible things can happen
The housekeeper on the stairs must have scared me.
She just had to cross the ground with herself
It's getting pretty good today I'm not going to be sad at all
♪ I'm laughing to death ♪ ♪ that's what I always wanted ♪
I've got four heads and I'm really enjoying it.
Around a ton of bugs are crowds of them
They started stomping all the way down.
They had jackets of ties and permission to snort
Tom and Jerry were so great
Fell from the sky to the ass dancing to drink eats
We're all really enjoying it because we have yellow heads
We're here now, we're here
Joint today we have karnyval
Joint we'll have fun further
It was so sad everyone laughed so hard
And on top of that, the elephants that Pogo danced
Santa Claus had fun packing a cigarette
He lost presents Somewhere and poured so horribly
I collapsed with laughter wriggled
♪ The globe ♪ ♪ you're making me laugh ♪ ♪ and my balls are hurting ♪
Now it's tingling my belly stop it from being quiet
Keep it quiet, keep it quiet
Joint today we have karnyval
Joint we'll have fun further…
Joint !