Jonathan Coulton — Je Suis Rick Springfield lyrics

Lyrics

Remember there was a record with a dog?
A dog that wears a tie, like a man
I mean, the dog is like a man. Not the tie.
I’m Rick Springfield
Here in the bar
I am a nice guy
Who plays the guitar
I am who I am in the United States: a superstar
On TV, there was a hospital
And I was a doctor, a handsome doctor
Have you seen this program? Does one say «programme»?
I’m Rick Springfield
Here in the bar
I am a nice guy
Who plays the guitar
I am who I am in the United States: a superstar
I do not understand this idiot
Something about a very good dog?
I’m Rick Springfield
Here in the bar
I am a nice guy
Who plays the guitar
I am who I am in the United States: a superstar
I’m Rick Springfield
I’m Rick Springfield