John Pinette — Weight Watcher Friends lyrics

Lyrics

Wow, you’re a lively bunch
I should take you all to a buffet
We could rent busses
I’d go in first
I’d be like the leader
I’d walk in, I’d kick in the door, «I'M STARVIN!!!»
«May I have your attention please»
«I have me and 300 friends from weight watchers»
«We're going off the wagon tonight»
«We've been eating salads for a month and were ready to snap»
«get those people out of the way, we don’t want anyone to get hurt»
«There were kids missing the last time, and that’s a damn shame»
Just watch the manager of the old country buffet
He’ll look like a deer caught in headlights
(Manager) «Get the turkey back in the kitchen right now»
«Just do it!»