John Pinette — Subway Diet lyrics

Lyrics

I tried the Subway Diet, because I’m on the road thirty-five, fourty weeks of
the year, and there’s a subway everywhere
And Subway’s pretty good, but that Jared guy, he went every day for a year, ah
Were you stalking a girl behind the counter?
I tried it, I went every day for a month
Everyday, I went to Subway, after about two weeks, the alarm clock would ring,
and I’d go, «Oh God!
I wonder what I am gonna have for lunch today.» (Gibberish!) I’d be doing this
in line (Gibberish!), after a month I lost weight, I also lost my will to live
I burned out on Subway, I’d still go to Subway if I was starving in the desert
and saw a Subway I’d go, «Wow, lets walk a little further and come back if we have to.»