Jim's Big Ego — I (Don't Know How To) Party lyrics

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don’t know how to party
And I
don’t know how to have a good time
don’t know how to party
And I
don’t know how to have a good time
Hey how you doin'?
You know, uh
you should really try that artichoke dip; it’s good.
Oh yeah, she’s here? That’s good
She looks- she looks much better, man, because the last time I saw her, she-
Well, she looks much better now
don’t know how to party
And I
don’t know how to have a good time
And I
don’t know how to chit-chat
And I
don’t know how to have a good time
Hey buddy, how’s it going, yeah?
Yeah, how’s that favourite sports team of yours doing?
Well
Right, yeah, well, you look good, I, you know; is that real or?
Oh
Well
Hey, have you tried this artichoke dip; it’s really good. You should try it
Yes, it’s not you; it’s me
I think it’s just the way I’m wired
I’ll probably make an excuse to go home real soon
Probably just say that I’m tired
(tired trumpet)
Yeah, how’s it going, I, uh
Yeah, I read that article that, uh, that you wrote
It was good; it was, uh, I, I, I like-
So, um, you still seeing what’s-his-name?
Uh-huh, well
Maybe, you know
You and I could, uh
Uh, we, if we went to, or uh
You know, uh
We could
Uuuh, actually look at the time; I think I gotta go!
Yeah
don’t know how to party
And I
don’t know how to have a good time
Yeah, I
And I