Java — Bzzz... song lyrics and translation

The page contains the lyrics and English translation of the song "Bzzz..." by Java.

Lyrics

Si tu étais une ville?
Je m’appellerais Melun
Si tu étais une flèche?
Je m’appellerais rond-point
Si tu étais ma mascotte?
Je m’appellerai Footix
Si t'étais une maison?
Je m’appellerais Phenix
Si t'étais une rivière?
Je m’appellerais Vologne
Si t'étais un pays?
Je m’appellerais Pologne
Tu fous l’bourdon
T’es triste comme un frigo vide
Tu fous l’bourdon
T’es triste, triste
Si tu faisais des films?
Je m’appellerais Rohmer
Si t'étais d’ma famille?
Je serais ta belle mère
Si tu portais l’uniforme?
Je serais pervenche
Si t'étais un jour
Je m’appellerais dimanche
Si tu étais une voiture?
Je serais une Lada
Si t'étais une couleur?
Je serais marron caca
Si t'étais une machine?
Je serais réveil matin
Si t'étais dans la politique
Je m’appellerais Seguin
Si t'étais un feuilleton?
Derrick
Un parfum?
Mennen pour homme
Si tu étais une fête?
Je serais le réveillon
Si tu pouvais toucher les nuages?
Il pleuvrait tout le temps

Lyrics translation

What if you were a city?
My Name Is Melun
What if you were an arrow?
I'd call myself roundabout
What if you were my mascot?
I'll be called Footix
What if you were a house?
I'd call myself Phenix
What if you were a river?
I would call myself Vologne
What if you were a country?
I would call myself Poland
You're killing the Bumblebee.
You're sad as an empty fridge
You're killing the Bumblebee.
You're sad, sad
Why don't you make movies?
My name would be Rohmer
What if you were my family?
I'd be your mother-in-law.
Why don't you wear the uniform?
I would be periwinkle
If you were one day
I would call myself Sunday
What if you were a car?
I'd be a Lada
What if you were a color?
I would be brown poop
What if you were a machine?
I'd be waking up in the morning
If you were in politics
My name would be Seguin
What if you were a soap opera?
Derrick
Perfume?
Mennen for men
What if you were a party?
I'd be on New Year's Eve
What if you could touch the clouds?
It was raining all the time