Jan & Rene — Telefonen song lyrics and translation

The page contains the lyrics and English translation of the song "Telefonen" by Jan & Rene.

Lyrics

— Hallo
— Dav, det er Herman
— Æææv
— Fortæl mig, tror du din mor har tid, bed hende om at komme til sin telefon
— Hvorfor ringer du nu igen, mor gider altså ikke at snakke med dig,
hun siger at du er en værre drukkenbolt, og iøvrigt så er hun også i bad,
tror jeg
— Kære prøv engang, for det er meget vigtigt, kan du tro det er
— Ved du hvad det har du altså sagt mindst titusind gange før, du ved jo
udemærket godt, du slipper ikke for at betale de børnepenge, det siger mor selv
— Fortæl mig lidt mere om dig selv, er du begyndt i skole? Ja, det er du vel
— Hvorfor spø'r du om det? Du har da aldrig før interesseret dig for hvordan
det gik os herhjemme, men du står måske og mangler penge, hva'?
— Kære, det er 6 år siden jeg har set dig, så hvor gammel er du nu?
— Ih, hvor er det altså et åndsvagt spørgsmål, det gider jeg altså slet ikke at
svare på, du kan ligeså godt knalde røret på, vi gider ikke tale med dig
— Min egen telefon gør mig bedrøvet
— Så skyd den
— Når hun med søde ord, giver mig besked fra hendes mor
— Nu flæber han
— En tåre er på vej i telefonen
— Har du et lommetørklæde
— Der var trods alt engang, da hun var min
— Ja engang, heldigvis
— I sommer, var du da med din mor på ferietur til stranden, i et sommerhus?
— Næ, jeg gik helt alene hjemme i gården, for du ved jo udemærket godt,
at vi var nødt til at sælge sommerhuset, fordi du drak alle mors penge op,
så nu kommer jeg aldrig ud at svømme
— Kære, du er så sød, jeg elsker dig min pige, kan du tro jeg gør
— Sig mig, hvad fedter du for, hvordan kan du sige du elsker mig,
du kender mig jo slet ikke, og du har heller aldrig sendt nogen julegaver til
mig
— Min egen telefon gør mig bedrøvet
— Så sælg den
— Når hun med søde ord, giver mig besked fra hendes mor
— Nu tuder han igen
— En tåre er på vej i telefonen
— Ih, hvor han hælder vand ud af ørene
— Ja, men der var trods alt engang, da din mor hun var min
— Ja engang, ja
— Men nu er det forbi
— Gudskelov
— Det er for sidste gang, jeg siger farvel nu
— Vil du love mig det
— Jeg stikker af, jeg rejser langt langt væk, endnu idag
— Nå, det er godt, så farvel, farvel Herman
— Nej nej, prøv nu at nå det
— Jamen mor er gået, til sagføreren
— Jamen jeg er din far
— Det nytter ikke Herman, det er for sent
— Prøv en gang til
— De er på vej hen til dig, sammen med politiet
— Stop dem, prøv at nå det
— Du kommer i spjældet, Herman
— Hvis det er sandt
— Tror du jeg lyver
— Så siger jeg farvel
— Farvel, Herman
— Farvel din lille møgunge

Lyrics translation

- Hello
- Hi, it's Herman
- Ass
- Tell me, do you think your mother has time, ask her to come to her phone
- Why are you calling me again? Mom doesn't want to talk to you,
she says you're a fucking drunk, and besides, she's in the shower too,
I think
- Dear try sometime, because it is very important, can you believe it is
- You know what you've said at least ten thousand times before, you know
very well, you don't have to pay those child benefits, that's what mom says
- Tell me a little more about yourself, Have you started school? Yeah, I guess you are
- Why are you asking me that? You've never been interested in how
we did it at home, but you might be short of money, huh?
- Dear, it's been 6 years since I've seen you, so how old are you now?
- Oh, my god, this is a stupid question. I don't want that at all
answer me, you might as well hang up the phone, we don't want to talk to you
- My own phone makes me sad
- Then shoot it
- When, in sweet words, she notifies me from her mother
- Now he's crying
- A tear is coming on the phone
- Do you have a handkerchief
- After all, there was a time when she was mine
- Yes once, fortunately
- In the summer, were you with your mother on a vacation trip to the beach, in a cottage?
- No, I went all alone in the yard, because you know perfectly well,
that we had to sell the cottage because you drank up all mom's money,
so now I'm never gonna go swimming
- Dear, you are so sweet, I Love You My Girl, Can you believe I do
- Tell me, what are you fat about, how can you say you love me,
you don't know me at all, and you never sent any Christmas presents to me either
me
- My own phone makes me sad
- Then sell it
- When, in sweet words, she notifies me from her mother
- He's crying again
- A tear is coming on the phone
- Oh, where he pours water out of his ears
- Yes, but there was a time when your mother was mine
- Yes once, yes
- But now it's over
— thank God
- This is the last time I'm saying goodbye now
- Will you promise me
- I'm running away, I'm going far far away, yet today
- Well, that's good, so goodbye, goodbye Herman
- No, no, try to make it
- But mom's gone to the lawyer
- But I'm your father
- It's no use Herman, it's too late
- Try again
- They're on their way to you, with the police
- Stop them, try to reach it
- You're going to jail, Herman
- If it's true
- You think I'm lying
- I'll say goodbye
- Bye, Herman
- Bye, you little brat