Frank Zappa — The London Cab Tape lyrics

Lyrics

[London
Probably November 29, 1970]
This fucking guy is flipped out, man! I’ll be locked up!
Who, me. .. ?
Yeah, you too!
It was anti-semitic of me to bring it up Why, you don’t like Jews, man?
Let me make it perfectly clear, I don’t mind that you are Jew, stay out. ..
Take your Bar Mitzvah man, and shove it I never had a Bar Mitzvah
You ever had a Yamulka, man?
No, I wore one once, though. ..
I knew it What’s wrong? You don’t like 'em, man? That was my cowboy hat. ..
Just keep it out of my way, man, I don’t wanna see that Yamulka on stage ever.
Uh. .. well, I don’t know, man, that’d be sorta neat, not in this group of course, but tomorrow
Alright, alright. ..
Howard Kaylan World!
The Yamulka
Ha ha ha!
Dear Frank, thanks for paying a hundred twenty three dollars for my meal in Amsterdam, which I hated!
I mean it, man
I really enjoy playing in your little own ensemble
For a day or so Thanks for bringing a little slice of sunshine into my life
Thanks for showing me how sh. .. shitty the music business could really be,
I thought I knew
Thanks for make worst bass player in the world
After six months with the Mothers I figured I’ve lost everything I’ve ever had