Frank Zappa — Smell My Beard lyrics

Lyrics

Fz:
Now the sound that you hear in the background right now, is the sound caused by george duke, agitating two metal insignias. these are badges that he removed fr om a coupla boogers that marty trie
Palm off on him in the last town that we was in. actually theyre booger pasties
and he’s hitting the booger pasty with a little stick to get a very interesting
musical effect, you know he does t Very night. and sometimes he becomes so overwrought, so excited by the fact tha
t he’s actually touching a piece of metal that might have at one time come in co ntact with the actual flesh of a bo
Bear. and so sometimes he misses it.
George:
Oh, lord have mercy. ..
Fz:
And he hits his thumb and he hurts hisself. yes it hurts very much, but he like
s pain. we can tell that he likes pain because he’s in this group.
George:
But, but, it’s very close to other things. ..
Fz:
Yes but later that night after george was finished fondling the booger pasty, a thought came to his mind, how, how can I possibly get any nook tonight in (pase
ge ?) if I don’t put this thing dow
Play the piano and get funky for these people. and so george, as you say in you
r language, took it away. ..
George:
But before we get funky, the continuing stories of. ..
Napoleon:
Moontrick. ..
George:
No, this ain’t moontrick this time, we go to moontrick next show. this is the c ontinuing stories of the boogers of marty perellis. do you all know who he is? t here he is. he’s got a white shirt on Fz:
Your two-hunderd and fifty closest relatives, the mothers of invention. ..
George:
Yes, anyway, he was in my room. I invited some people over. young ladies. they
looked interesting. their names shall go unmentioned.
Fz:
The reason they looked interesting is because they apparently were intelligent
enough to dress themselves.
George:
Anyway what was happening was. .. nothing. ha ha, wasnt nothing happening. so I said lets get this party on the road. I said lemme call the roadmanager. I sa id what’s your name. mighty perellis
Down here and meet miss cool, miss dew miss eh, miss stool. so we, so marty g ot in there and he was there about five minutes and all of a sudden I began to h ear other things. I said what
Oing over there? I said I never heard nobody do that king of thing before. I sa id come out of that corner, what’s wrong with you, so he comissed it. we were al l asking: men what you’re doing over
Fz:
Really whipping it, just whipping it into a frenzy.
George:
All of a sudden he was gone. I look around and marty had took the booger out of his room. I said: where you going? he went down to his room which was room 33.
an hour later I went to his room. i Ked on his door. I said: what you doin? he said. .. I said: say that again. I said: ho ho. it was late. we had an eight o clock wake up. you all know what th at is. eight o clock wake up, eight
Ock wake up, eight o clock wake up, eight o clock wake up, eight o clock wake u
p, eight o clock wake up ahrrrrrr. so marty came out in the hall and looked in t he pool and he said, can I say this
Said: smell my beard. I said: you must be crazy.
Napoleon:
I had to smell it. ..
George:
Show, how ywas walking marty. and he said: smell my beard. I said: I ain’t gonn
a smell nothing. napoleon said: ill. ..
Napoleon:
Check it out, I told you, check it out, make sure. ..
George:
Anyway if you wanna hear. ..
Napoleon:
You know what it smell like. ..
Fz:
Marty’s odor.
George:
Come to the next show for the continuing stories of Napoleon:
Marty’s odor
George:
Marty’s trick. but for now we go to. ..
See also comments to track 10 «let's move to cleveland solos».
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