Frank Zappa — Penis Dimension lyrics

Lyrics

Mark volman:
Penis dimension.
Howard kaylan:
Penis dimension.
Everybody:
Penis dimension is worrying me.
I cant hardly sleep at night
cause of penis dimension
Do you worry?
Do you worry a lot?
No!
Do you worry?
Do you worry and moan …
That the size of your cock is not monsrtous enough?
Its your penis dimension!
Penis dimension!
Howard kaylan:
Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah
Mark volman:
Hiya friends. now just be honest about it. did you ever consider the
possibliity that your penis, and in the case of many dignified ladies,
that the size of the titties themselves might provide
Nts of subconscious tension? weird, twisted anxieties that could force a human
being to have to become a politician. a policeman. a jesuit monk.
a rock and roll guitar player. a wino. you name i In the case of the ladies, the ones that cant afford a silicone beef-up,
may become writers of hot books.
Howard kaylan:
«manuel, the gardener, placed his burning phallus in her quivering quim.»
Mark volman:
Yes, or they become carmelite nuns.
Howard kaylan:
«gonzo, the lead guitar player, placed his mutated member in her slithering
slit."ha ha ha!
Mark volman:
Ooh, or racehorse jockeys. there is no reason why you, or your loved one should
suffer. things are bad enough, without the size of your organ adding even more
misery to the troubles of the world
Howard kaylan:
Right on, right on!
Mark volman:
Now, if your a lady and youve got munchkin tits, you can console yourself with
this age-old line from primary school:
Mark volman &howard kaylan:
Anything over a mouthful, is wasted.
Mark volman:
Yes! and isnt it the truth? and if youre a guy, one night youre at a party and
youre trying to be cool, I mean, you arent even wearing any underwear your
being so cool, and somebody hits on One night, and looks you up and down and he says uh,
Howard kaylan:
Eight inches or less?
Mark volman:
Well let me tell you, brother, thats the time when you got to turn around and
look that son of a bitch right between the eyes. and you got to tell him these
words: