Frank Zappa — Botulism On The Hoof lyrics

Lyrics

Howard: oh, that’s really great! botulism on the hoof!
dick: don’t even look at it, howard, you’re over the deadline
jeff: the new fascist ensemble says that you can’t have anything to eat, man,
'cause you’re over the deadline
howard: what’s that mean?
dick: i told you to be down here at noon, man, you’re five minutes late,
so you can’t order, listen, listen. ..
howard: you. .. told, man
dick: these guys ordered like ten minutes ago
howard: it’s like having ronald reagan for a road manager. .. what can you
make me in two minutes?
dick: the deal is that, uh. ..
howard:. .. besides sick!
dick: if you help me, uh,. .. for the airport, man, you be able to woof down
some kind of scarf out there
howard: what do you mean, «woof down some kind of scarf out there»?
dick: then you can stick your fingers in your nose
howard: i’m hungry, man
dick: eat a payday candy bar
howard: listen, how about a little dry cereal? how 'bout an orange juice
dick: never happened, man
jeff: hey, get it on tape, that barber is a doofus, man