Five Iron Frenzy — You Can't Handle This lyrics

Lyrics

Making young girls pine
I don’t have the time
Babies get in line
I’ve got a protractor
Got a stapler now
It goes «ka-ching»
Gotta have the math club crown me king
Gotta rock the screen with the cosine graphing
On my calculator
If you’re up And if you want
A piece of me Wave goodbye
And blow a kiss
'Cause you can't handle this
No, No, No You can't handle this
No, No, No You can't handle this
Through my glasses glare
You’ll see savoir faire
Beneath my icy stare
I’ve got a retainer
Maybe I’m the physics main event
Maybe I’m the chem club president
Maybe even Texas Instruments
Thinks that I’m coplanar
If you’re up And if you want
A piece of me Wave goodbye
And blow a kiss
'Cause you can’t handle this
Bridge-
And Leonard Nimoy
Can’t stand up to this
And Captain James T. Kirk
Bows beneath my fists
And I am awesome
Awesome
I am the awesomest