Emily Haines & The Soft Skeleton — The Maid Needs A Maid lyrics

Lyrics

bros before hos disagree on the sidelines
fight for a fee the man needs a maid the maid needs a maid.
bros before hos is a rule read the guidelines
you trouble me your breasts heave when you sing
your mouth should be working for me for free.
sewing up the fold ‘cause I’ve been laid up,
will you put on the fire for me, draw the bath and remind me to eat?
You won’t need a real job, you won’t need a real job
because I would love to pay for you, you could be a good wife to me.
I would love to pay for you, you are the maid for me.