Ed's Redeeming Qualities — New Distributor Cap lyrics

Lyrics

You rolled in here, looking so clean
I’m a garbage pail
I smell like sweat and gasoline
There’s dirt and grease under my nails
I tell you what, I’ll take a shower
When I get your car all fixed
My shoes will shine and I’ll smell like soap
We’ll go get fish and chips
I’ll change your points to make a point
Your spark plugs, I will gap
New distributor cap
Will you love me if I fix your car?
Will you drive away?
Will you love me if I fix your car?
People like us like each other
Hardly ever fails
Maybe you can plant a garden
And get dirt under your nails
Maybe you can sweat like me
I think you’d like to sweat
I’ll show you how to change your oil
If you don’t know how, yet
I’ll change your points to make a point
Your spark plugs, I will gap
New distributor cap
Will you love me if I fix your car?
Will you drive away?
Will you love me if I fix your car?