Drengene fra Angora — Ridder-Problemer song lyrics and translation
The page contains the lyrics and English translation of the song "Ridder-Problemer" by Drengene fra Angora.
Lyrics
Året det er 1351 — vi' et par riddere der deler en borg
Vores hverdag den går ud på at holde vagt
Og ellers leve efter kongens lov
Ro og orden det er nøgleord for os
På vores borg skal der være rent
Og vores rustninger skal skinne pænt
For nyligt fik vi så en ny ridder-beboer
Men han er ikke lige vores kop te
Han går rundt med sine riddersko indenfor
Helt ærligt det må bare ikke ske
Han har skønjomfruer på værelset efter klokken ti
Han skider højt på vores reglement
Det hele går op i mjød og skjalde-sang
Han sviner borgen til og skider hvor han vil
Han larmer med sin lut selvom det' forbudt
Og selvom vi har sagt at han skal holde vagt
Så siger han altid at han ik' har tid
Det hele kulminered' til vores solhvervs-fest
Som ellers plejer at være rigtigt sjov
For vi danser hele aft’nen med vores fæstemøer
Og så får de lov at blive og sove
Men i år var ikke nogen særlig stor success
For vores indflytter var alt for kæk
Og jeg fandt ham med min mø bag en hæk
Hvis han har kneppet min mø - skal han fandme ha klø
Hvis han har kneppet din mø - skal han fandme da dø
Nåh ja, hvis han har kneppet min mø - skal han fandme da dø
Man knepper ik' en anden ridders mø
Nej man knepper ik' en anden ridders mø
Nu har vi fået nok, han skal i gabestok
Og det bliver efterfulgt, af en tur i katapult
Ja nu siger vi stop, vi klynger svinet op
For man knepper ik' en anden ridders mø
Nej man knepper ik' en anden ridders mø
Man knepper ik' en anden ridders mø
Man knepper ik' en anden ridders mø
Lyrics translation
The year it is 1351-we ' a couple of knights who share a castle
Our everyday life it's about keeping watch
And otherwise live according to the King's law
Order and order these are key words for us
In our castle there must be clean
And our armor should shine nicely
Recently we got a new Knight-resident
But he's not exactly our cup of tea
He walks around with his knight's shoes inside
Honestly it just can't happen
He has maidens in his room after ten o'clock
He doesn't give a shit about our rules
It's all about Mead and bard singing
He's gonna mess up the castle and shit wherever he wants
He makes noise with his lute though it ' forbidden
And even though we told him to keep watch
Then he always says he doesn't have time
It all culminated ' at our solstice party
Which is usually fun
Because we dance the whole aft with our cousins
And then they get to stay and sleep
But this year was not a very big success
Because our occupants were way too cocky
And I found him with my maid behind a hedge
If he's fucked my bitch-he's got to fucking scratch
If he fucked your bitch-he's gonna fucking die
Oh, well, if he fucked my bitch, he's gonna fucking die
You don't fuck another knight's bitch
No, you don't fuck another knight's bitch
Now we've had enough, he's got to go
And it will be followed by a ride in the catapult
Yes, now we say stop, we're clinging The Bastard up
'Cause you don't fuck another knight's bitch
No, you don't fuck another knight's bitch
You don't fuck another knight's bitch
You don't fuck another knight's bitch