Def Con Dos — Toponoto Blues song lyrics and translation

The page contains the lyrics and English translation of the song "Toponoto Blues" by Def Con Dos.

Lyrics

Esta es la historia del padre Toponoto
Misionero altruísta, sin un pelo de tonto
Fué mártir por evangelizar
A los caníbales del Africa Central
Redactó en latín su propio catecismo
Aunque a los watusi les diera lo mismo
El jefe de la tribu fué a visitarle
Y le pilló con su hijo sin el taparrabos
Con una manzana en la boca
Protesta y maldice en el fondo de una olla
Sólo envidiarás los bienes materiales
Que tienen tus amigos antes de robarles
Darás limosna a todos los mendigos
Que puedan convertirse en esclavos gratuitos
Sólo robarás si es necesario
Para irte de putas o comprar caballo
Toponoto mala gente
Destruyamos la misión
No queremos Toponoto
Dame el caliz on the rocks
Como Dios manda
Sodomizarás a la mujer de tu vecino
Mientras su marido lee 'El Camino'
Puedes velar por los principios morales
Cuando te lo hagas con los animales
Sólo desearás a tus enemigos
Cáncer de pulmón o el suicidio
Toponoto mala gente
Destruyamos la misión
No queremos Toponoto
Dame el caliz on the rocks
Como Dios manda

Lyrics translation

This is the story of Father Toponoto
Selfless missionary, without a fool's hair
He was a martyr for evangelizing
To the cannibals of Central Africa
He wrote his own catechism in Latin
Even if I gave the watusi the same
The chief of the tribe went to visit him
And he caught him with his son without the cap
With an Apple in his mouth
Protest and curse at the bottom of a pot
You will envy only material goods
What your friends have before you steal them
You shall give alms to all the beggars
That they can become free slaves
You'll only steal if you have to
To go whoring or buying a horse
Toponoto bad people
Let's destroy the mission
We don't want Toponoto
Give me the caliz on the rocks
As God commands
You'll sodomize your neighbor's wife
While her husband reads 'the way'
You can watch over moral principles
When you do it with the animals
You will only wish your enemies
Lung cancer or suicide
Toponoto bad people
Let's destroy the mission
We don't want Toponoto
Give me the caliz on the rocks
As God commands