Dean Friedman — Jennifer's Baby lyrics

Lyrics

Jennifer waited a year and a day
She went to the doctor. They told her to pray
She knew there was only so much they could say
So, Jennifer decided there must be a better way
Wake up the neighbors and break out the ale
Jennifer’s baby just came in the mail
She’s pink and she’s perfect in every detail
And Jennifer’s a mommy now
Jennifer always wanted a kid
When they said that she couldn’t she said, «Heaven forbid.»
She said, «I'll adopt». And that’s what she did
Now they’ve got a stroller, a high chair and a crib
Wake up the neighbors and break out the ale
Jennifer’s baby just came in the mail
She’s pink and she’s perfect in every detail
And Jennifer’s a mommy now
Jennifer has a girl baby
She’s healthy and strong and sweet as can be
And Jenny and Larry and baby make three
Once there was a couple. Now there’s a family
Wake up the neighbors and break out the ale
Jennifer’s baby just came in the mail
She’s pink and she’s perfect in every detail
And Jennifer’s a mommy now