ColonBlow — I Like Women lyrics

Lyrics

I finally figured out, after all these years;
Of deep soul searching, and too many beers.
If I ever want to make it, all the way to the end;
To hear some heavy breathing, instead of «Let's be friends.»
That I need to mind my manners, and all that crap;
I need to sit pretty, with my hands in my lap.
I know it’s all a game, but if I wanna win;
Then I gotta act like, I don’t want to sin.
And why… Is what I ask myselfyeah why… Is what I ask myself
‘Cause I like women, they don’t like me.
Seems I’ve got too much spice in my recipe.
I started out on simmer, added too much heat.
‘Cause I like women, they just don’t like me.
Now the night’s still young, but I can hardly wait;
I look into her eyes, and tell her she looks great.
She smiles at me, with a twinkle in her eye;
I figure that’s my cue, and put my hand on her thigh.
Well she jumps up, and throws her drink in my face;
And says that I’m a pig, a complete disgrace.
I said, «Hey, what’s the problem, if you’d gone first;
You think I’d have flipped, and had a big outburst?»
And why… Is what I ask myselfyeah why… Is what I ask myself
‘Cause I like women, they don’t like me.
Seems I’ve got too much spice in my recipe.
I started out on simmer, added too much heat.
‘Cause I like women, they just don’t like me.
So again I’m sitting pretty, with my hands on my lap.
Trying to mind my manners, and all that crap.
I still don’t really get, why the big disguise.
‘Cause I can read your thoughts in your wanting eyes.
Well we all want the same thing, in the end, that’s why;
It doesn’t really matter, if you’re a girl or a guy.
So don’t get all offended, if I come on too fast;
‘Cause in the end I promise, that we’ll both have a blast.
And why… Is what I ask myselfyeah why… Is what I ask myself
‘Cause I like women, they don’t like me.
Seems I’ve got too much spice in my recipe.
I started out on simmer, added too much heat.
‘Cause I like women, they just don’t like me.
they just don’t like me.
they just don’t like me.
they just don’t like me.
they just don’t like me.