Celtas Cortos — Si No Me Veo No Me Creo song lyrics and translation
The page contains the lyrics and English translation of the song "Si No Me Veo No Me Creo" by Celtas Cortos.
Lyrics
Una vez me fui de vacaciones unos dÃas a Italia con amigos de Madrid
Y allà vi las cosas más extrañas
En un dÃa cualquiera que yo solo me perdÃ
Comenzó cuando me equivoqué de
Autobús de regreso para volver al camping y Aparecà en un lugar muy cutre donde todos me Miraban con cara de jabalÃ
Pregunté y un buen hombre me dijo
«Para volver muchacho tu vente por aquû
Cuando en Ã(c)stas que me saca una navaja
Aflójame la pasta o te rajo el cabecÃn
Y al ver que yo no tenÃa ni Chapa me llevó por un callejón gris
En Ã(c)stas que vi un coche que arrancaba
Y fui corriendo y de un salto allà dentro me metÃ
Los del coche se llevaron gran susto por lo Cual el conductor murió,
Nos caÃmos por una cuneta
PartiÃ(c)ndonos la crisma y tambiÃ(c)n el esternón
Cuatro dÃas despuÃ(c)s de estar en cama
Ya por fin desperté del gran shock
Y lo único que yo veÃa era una enfermera
Que de mà se enamoró
Me cuidó como si fuera mi Madre hasta que salà por propio pie
Momento en el cual ella me dijo
«Por fin tú y yo los padres, este crÃo tuyo es»
Me da el crÃo y yo no entiendo nada
Se va corriendo y abandona el hospital
Y en Jamaica no sé que idioma hablan
El crÃo me sonrÃe, ya aprenderá castellano
Y al final aparece un policÃa
Digo yo que si me podrá ayudar
Ya por fin en la comisarÃa me detienen
Por secuestro y no llevar el carnet
Semanas despuÃ(c)s de este percance
Se aclaró lo del secuestro pero no Lo del carnet, consecuencia
Tres dÃas en chirona donde conocÃ
Una peña por lo menos enrollada
Cuarenta dÃas despuÃ(c)s de todo llegué Nadando hasta cerca de Irún
De allà a dedo hasta mi casa
¡qué alegrÃa, qué alboroto y otro perrito piloto
Mi mamá, que yo que me creÃa
Que vaya un chico que era
Que todo el dÃa por ahÃ
Los colegas, que les dejecolgados
Que vaya un mal amigo
Que no vuelven a salir
Asà ya veis tÃos lo que es la vida
No os colÃ(c)is nunca en el autobús
Pues es comienzo de una triste historia
En que el protagonista eres solamente tú
En que el protagonista eres solamente tú
Lyrics translation
Once I went on vacation for a few days to Italy with friends from Madrid
And there I saw the most strange things
On any day that I just missed
I started when I got the wrong
Buses back to go back to the campsite and I showed up in a really crappy place where everyone looked at me with a boar face
I asked and a good man said to me
"To come back, boy, you come this way.»
When in à (C) stas I take out a knife
I'm not sure if I have a problem with it, but I'm not sure if I have a problem with it.
And seeing that I had no badge took me down a gray alley
In à (C) stas I saw a car starting
And I ran and I jumped in there and I got
Those in the car were greatly frightened by which the driver died,
We fell down a ditch
We start (c) our Chrism and also(c)our sternum
Four days after being in bed
I finally woke up from the big shock
And all I saw was a nurse
That she fell in love with me
She took care of me like I was my mother until I came out on my own.
Moment when she told me
"At last you and I parents, this skull of yours is»
It gives me the skull and I do not understand anything
He runs away and leaves the hospital
And in Jamaica I don't know what language they speak
The crÃo smiles at me, you will learn Spanish
And in the end a policeman appears
I say if you can help me
I'm sorry, but I'm sorry.
For kidnapping and not carrying the license
Weeks after this mishap
It was clarified the kidnapping but not the license, consequence
Three days in chirona where I met
One piece at least rolled up
Forty days later I came swimming to near Iran
From there finger to my house
What a joy, what a fuss and another pilot puppy
My mom, I believe me
Let a boy go who was
That all day long
Colleagues, that leaves them
Let a bad friend go
That they never come out again
So you see so much what life is
Don't you ever get on the bus
Well, it's the beginning of a sad story.
In which the protagonist is only you
In which the protagonist is only you