Bowling For Soup — Valentino lyrics

Lyrics

She got a valentine from Gary
I opened it up it said, «Would you please be mine.»
I gave her flowers and some candy
She opened them up and said, «You're trying to Make me fat.»
(now)
I just want a new girlfriend
I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend
I just want someone to laugh at me Not to smart, not to tall,
Likes to watch tv and play basketball
I bought a car and let her drive it She opened the door and said «Oh bother, this is Red.»
I gave her all my notes from algebra
She opened em up and said, «I can’t believe you’re
So stupid.»
I won’t ever make her wash my car, NO!
I won’t ever take a walk, not unless she’s there
Oh, oh, oh, oh!