Bart Baker — Can't Feel My Face Parody lyrics

Lyrics

Well, you know it’s really challenging for me to make much fun
Of a catchy song with a good beat that’s so very well sung.
But I’m sure I’ll find some things to ridicule before it’s done.
This I know, yeah. This I know.
Like why is an «E"missing in my name?
And why is this camera so close?
And now that we’re almost to the chorus, there’s something that everyone wants
to know oh oh oh!
Why the hell can I not feel my face? Is it cocaine? Too much cocaine?
Or did I go to the dentist today to numb the pain with Novocaine?
Well, I don’t know what the chorus means and frankly I don’t care.
Cuz I’m more concerned with what the hell is up with my weird hair.
It looks like some broccoli and a palm tree had an affair.
Time to prune… your hair dude.
People say my singing sound just like Michael Jackson crossed with Bruno.
But why can’t you dance as good as those guys?
And why can’t I feel my face? I don’t know oh oh oh!
Maybe it’s cos sniffing tons of glue… Causes numbness.
Facial numbness. Oh, tumors in your brain can cause it too. I should visit…
A neurologist.
I’m gonna through this lighter at you!
Help, I’m burnin! My skin’s burnin!
That dude who can’t spell has got hot moves!
I’m getting scorched!
It’s Human Torch! Dope!
I can’t feel my face now it is true.
He sure can dance.
Send a fireman!
Did someone call me?
Yes, help me, dude! Turn on that hose!
What a great show! Yeah!
Well, at least the chorus makes sense now.