Anal Cunt — Al Stankus Is Always On the Phone With His Bookie lyrics

The page contains the lyrics of the song "Al Stankus Is Always On the Phone With His Bookie" by Anal Cunt.

Lyrics

Al Stankus is always on the phone with his bookie
Al Stankus is always on the phone with his bookie
Al Stankus is always on the phone with his bookie
Al Stankus is always on the phone with his bookie
He’s on the phone to Puerto Rico
He’s on the phone to the Dominican Republic
He’s always gambling on college football games
He buys cards from Tom Lehman
Al Stankus is always on the phone with his bookie
Al Stankus is always on the phone with his bookie
Al Stankus is always on the phone with his bookie
Al Stankus is always on the phone with his bookie
He’s on the phone to Puerto Rico
He’s on the phone to the Dominican Republic
He’s always gambling on college football games
He buys cards from Tom Lehman