Zimmers Hole — Split Dick lyrics

Lyrics

Split dick…
Once, you were one see… But now,
you are two… eeewe!
Once, it was a jiffy, but now
you are 2 HB… see?
Split dick… You are a split dick.
You need a split dick.
You have a split dick!
Now, there’s no reversing…
Just one cut…
Above your left nut.
Ow! What a nice trick!
Look at you, you’ve got a split dick!
Split dick… It’s now a split dick.
You have a split dick.
You are a split dick!
Now… For a lifetime…
You stand… With what you’ve done…
Pin it to your tits…
Split dick… You are a split dick!
Split dick!